Not a hamster in space. Space is inside the hamster. One cosmic humster became an entire system. Planets, memes and the market all orbit $HSYSTEM.
They searched for the center of the system. The answer was a humster. Earth, Saturn, the moon and several unidentified bags are now locked in permanent hamster orbit.
Scale is no longer a useful unit.
Charts are naturally pulled toward the belly.
Round enough to survive any timeline.
No invented utility. Just cosmic mass.
Launch the hamster, open communications and establish the first orbit.
Memes, community missions and new cosmic transmissions.
The roadmap beyond verified milestones stays TBA. The hamster keeps expanding.
Our instruments have reached their limit. The HUMSTER SYSTEM remains larger than the instruments can measure.
Transmit memes. Observe the chonk. Do not attempt to calculate its true mass.